Is That Eau de Garage You're Wearing?
What if men had their own signature scents based on their favorite hobbies? My house smells like grease and oil on the daily.
I've been married to a gearhead for nearly 35 years. Some couples bond over romantic dinners and shared hobbies. We’re opposite in many ways. My husband loves the hum of engines, the smell of motor oil, and tinkering with spark plugs, fuel pumps, and wiring. His motto ought to be “What's life without a little grease under your fingernails?”
My motto is definitely “Why get dirty if you don’t have to?”
I never know, when he comes in from his workshop, just what odor might be clinging to his greasy pants and holey sweatshirt—holes compliments of sparks and chemicals. Sometimes he reeks of gasoline. Other times it’s paint fumes. He never seems to notice the strong scent of Bondo, which smells a lot like mothballs. Nor the telltale burnt metal odor of welding or grinding.
Some men have a signature scent, a cologne purchased from a display case at a department store. But for the everyday mechanic, any number of unique fragrances could be bottled and sold to capture the essence of engine-revving paradise.
Signature Scents, Inspired by My Guy
Eau de Garage: For the man who loves the scent of fresh oil changes and the faint hint of tire rubber, Eau de Garage will have him smelling like his favorite place on earth. Perfect for those days when he wants to bring a piece of the workshop wherever he goes.
Bondo Bliss: Capture the essence of a hard day's work. This cologne blends the subtle notes of body filler and primer with a hint of sweat, giving a truly authentic aroma that screams, "I fix things."
Grease and Gas: Why choose between the smell of a greasy rag and the intoxicating aroma of high-octane fuel? With Grease and Gas, he can have both. This cologne is sure to turn heads and get noses twitching, making it a surefire hit with all his auto-loving buddies.
Diesel Delight: For the man who finds joy in the roar of an engine and the scent of diesel fuel, Diesel Delight combines the rugged aroma of exhaust fumes with a touch of metal shavings. Perfect for those who want to exude the essence of a heavy-duty day.
Rusty Romance: This cologne features a blend of aged steel and WD-40, giving him that weathered yet well-maintained appeal. Ideal for the vintage car enthusiast who appreciates the classics.
Coolant Couture: A fragrance that offers a sophisticated blend of antifreeze and radiator fluid with a sweet, sugary undertone. It's the perfect scent for the man who wants to keep his cool, both in the garage and out on the town.
Spark Plug Splash: Light up his senses with the crisp aroma of fresh spark plugs with a hint of engine fluids, this cologne will make him feel like he's just tuned up his classic truck. Guaranteed to spark some interest!
Appreciating Our Differences
Embracing and appreciating each other's passions, no matter how greasy or refined, is what creates a lasting bond. So here's to all the couples out there who find love and laughter in their differences—may you continue to cherish the unique blend that makes your relationship truly special.
Phil and I have tried trading hobbies to appreciate each other. I told my story of deer hunting in one chapter of our book Classic Marriage: Staying in Love as Your Odometer Climbs.
As the odometer climbs, everyday challenges leave behind rust and ripped upholstery. Dings and scrapes come with the memories. The odors left by spilled milk and stale French fries replace the new car smell. But even with a few sputters and an occasional stall out, the wheels are still moving down the road. Welcome to real life!
In this book, you’ll find:
Biblical inspiration, honesty, and self-deprecating humor from the front seat of adventure with Michelle and Phil.
Tips to get under the hood and keep your marriage on the road to a long future.
Tune-up questions in every chapter to work on your communication.
Tools for how to tinker with overheated emotions and repair broken hearts.
Witty comments from Phil – with a chance of dad jokes.
Get behind the wheel of your own love story, roll the windows down, and feel the wind in your hair as you keep that classic on the road!